Who’ll Gimmie Mi a Job
The Ice Cream Van Cometh
The Company Watch
A Little Ditty
A Tale to Tell
Our Canteen Ladies
by Alison Butler
The ladies in our canteen work as hard
as our machines, catering to our wishes with many
They mix the Yorkshire puds and roast the meat, chop
the veg and bake the sweet.
The portions served are not small, there is no room
left for tea at all
These kind ladies gave all the food I demanded, its
no surprise why my waist has expanded.
Once I was a size eight now I can only just squeeze
through the main gate.